Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt bod1 Large white numeral "1" rendered

Large white numeral "1" rendered with multiple concentric outline strokes in a retro varsity style dominates the upper portion

Design inspired by Michael Scott aka "Prison Mike" from The Office

with two white stars flanking arched white serif text reading "TEXAS" at the top

smiling while reading a cookbook beside a mixing bowl

White text at the top reads "SUPER 1/4 LB CHAR-BURGER

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt bod1 Large white numeral "1" renderedAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each