I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Distressed white block text reads

Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame

" Lower labels read "Highest Quality" in script

Pink script text reads "World Famous" above large pink lettering reading "PARK AVENUE" with black text reading "RESTAURANT" below

Bold red serif numerals "76" appear top left

delivered with the composure of a man discovering his retirement plan involves a nuclear meltdown

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Distressed white block text readsCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved