It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt nerds two dot eyes

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Golden-tan silhouette of California sits behind outlined navy blue block letters reading "CAL" with white fill

with text reading "JUST PUTTING ON THE 2ND COAT NOW

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White block text reads "GET IT AT" above pink neon-style cursive reading "Porky's

It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt nerds two dot eyesRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &