Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Everyone who reads your chest

Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered

and horizontal retro stripes in white

This creatively designed t-shirt features a classic traffic light

a diagonal cascade of four bombs increases in size from top to bottom

Bold black serif text reads "TED'S" above cursive script reading "Rancho Restaurant

Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Everyone who reads your chestDogs grade on a curve so generous it makes community college look like MIT admissions. Gas station sushi and a ghosted gym membership apparently still earn a hero's welcome at the front door. The Details: Distressed white vintage serif text reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are." in a centered, stacked arrangement with a slightly weathered texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and