Damn I Love Fireworks - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black " White italic serif text

" White italic serif text reads "The air is clean

and hoop earring

Red script text reads "Marshmallows" at the bottom

Pentagon brass spending millions to weaponize a Winnebago is the most honest thing the Cold War ever produced

Their New York clientele never files complaints twice

Damn I Love Fireworks - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black " White italic serif textDILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late, like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over. The Details: Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1 2" 80 16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center, with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels