Get On Board With the Lord - Unisex Hoodie grand forks White blackletter text reading "Deez"

White blackletter text reading "Deez" overlaps the figure's midsection

A golden-yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards

Firefighters spent decades being America's most wholesome profession just for a homophone to undo all of it

a motorboat cuts through stylized waves

Resolutions are just elaborate lies people tell themselves before returning to their habits

Get On Board With the Lord - Unisex Hoodie grand forks White blackletter text reading "Deez"Youth pastors in 1998 genuinely believed a half pipe and some Christian rock would save more souls than two thousand years of theology. Jesus on a skateboard is just the logical conclusion of that desperate pivot to relevance. The Details: Golden yellow bold block text reads "GET ON BOARD" across the top. A white cartoon illustration of Jesus Christ in flowing robes rides a skateboard with arms outstretched. Golden yellow bold text to the right reads