Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex T-Shirt bod Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "SPECIALIZING IN THE BIZARRE

but nobody said they couldn't all be named after the same soft rock legend

flanked by "EST

the whole community gathered at the ballpark

Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex T-Shirt bod Distressed golden-yellow arched text readsTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered