Schmitts Gay Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt winsted A weathered

A weathered

Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame

Red comic-book starburst frames bold black hand-drawn text reading "THE PORK-CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters

Mikey's two-day rule lasted about forty-five seconds before he speed-dialed his way into answering machine infamy

Their New York clientele never files complaints twice

Schmitts Gay Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt winsted A weatheredSchmitts Gay Beer. A throwback tribute to the classic snl sketch. Printed on our super soft 100% airlume ring spun & combed cotton long sleeve T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury 52 48 cotton poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.