Dick & Peter's BBQ Catering - Unisex T-Shirt nothing Bald eagles guard nuclear codes

Bald eagles guard nuclear codes and national monuments

Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt

Bold golden-yellow text in the same weathered style reads "WITH HIS TEETH

Declaring yourself reformed the night before senior year is the kind of optimism that only survives until third period

Red blood drip effects descend from the bottom edge of the badge

Dick & Peter's BBQ Catering - Unisex T-Shirt nothing Bald eagles guard nuclear codesNaming your all sausage catering company Dick and Peter's takes a level of commitment to innuendo that most businesses reserve for the holiday party. The tagline about wieners coming out is just the tip. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "DICK & PETER'S" above a red curved sausage on a white fork, with white text reading "BBQ" on a red banner overlapping the sausage. Smaller white text reads "sausages" and "kielbasas" flanking the fork,