Boom Roasted - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Ornate white script reads "East

Ornate white script reads "East Bound & Down" with decorative flourishes and swirls framing the lettering

Distressed white angular text in a pseudo-Asian typeface reads "CATCHES BULLETS" across the top

1974" in matching red capitals

Inspired by The Princess Bride

Santa switching from "hey hey hey" to "ho ho ho" tells you everything you need to know about what happened that night

Boom Roasted - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Ornate white script reads "EastPutting a turkey between "boom" and "roasted" is the kind of aggressive literalism that belongs on a motivational poster in a break room nobody uses. Thanksgiving finally has a catchphrase with more confidence than the person carving. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BOOM" in a curved arrangement above a cartoon style golden brown roasted turkey on a white serving platter, with a drumstick bone visible. Curved distressed white block