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Distressed white varsity script reads "Sports" with a swooping tail extending from the final letter as an underline flourish

JOSÉ" with a green star embedded in the letter "I

Begging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear

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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos - Unisex T-Shirt surf Distressed white varsity script readsBanjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in. Wholesome clip art canoe guys have no idea they're paddling straight into the most regrettable Google search at your barbecue. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water. Below the illustration, white serif text