The Ocean Made Me Salty - Unisex Tank Top Size:L A smack to the head

A smack to the head remains the greatest Zen lesson ever delivered poolside

White and golden-yellow Western-style text reads "GOLD JACKET" and "GOLF TOURNAMENT" above a small golden poop emoji

Bold distressed block text states "LOADED UP AND TRUCKIN'" flanked by small diamond accents and dotted ornamental details

Spoonerisms exist so your brain does the dirty work and the shirt stays technically innocent

Golden-yellow retro inline lettering with parallel stripe detailing and distressed texture reads "I PEE IN POOLS" across three stacked lines

The Ocean Made Me Salty - Unisex Tank Top Size:L A smack to the headBlaming the ocean for your personality is the most honest thing anyone's done on vacation. Seawater evaporates but that grudge about the restaurant argument is permanent. The Details: Bold red uppercase block letter text reads "THE OCEAN MADE ME SALTY" stacked in four lines across the center of the design. A light blue line art wave curls behind and around the text, with hatching details, spray lines, and scattered water droplets. Fit & Fabric: Style: