Santa's Favorite Ho - Unisex Hoodie wooster Posterized portrait of young Johnny

Posterized portrait of young Johnny Lawrence rendered in high-contrast halftone with blonde feathered hair

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A yellow rounded rectangle border below encloses distressed yellow text reading "You Can Sleep When You're Dead

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Santa's Favorite Ho - Unisex Hoodie wooster Posterized portrait of young JohnnySanta pointing at you with both fingers like he's identifying a suspect in a lineup really sets the tone. Wearing this to a holiday party guarantees your grandmother will need a moment and a glass of wine. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus in red, cream, and peach tones depicts him pointing upward with both index fingers. Retro 1970s cream cursive text outlined in golden orange reads "Santa's Favorite Ho" below. Fit &