Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL rendered in gray and flesh

rendered in gray and flesh tones

The Details:

Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

flanking the figure

the last status symbol of a guy whose entire career peaked at mid-level henchman

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL rendered in gray and fleshJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading