Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt cairo Bold chunky yellow text with

Bold chunky yellow text with black outlines reads "SHOWBIZ" above "PIZZA PLACE

and white uniform swings a baseball bat

with golden-yellow text below reading "Est

it was a retirement plan

" replicating the weathered look of late-1970s film title cards

Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt cairo Bold chunky yellow text withBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit