Wait Until You See My Dinghy - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Soft Pink Below them

Below them

Distressed white block text reads "NOBODY LIKES A" across the top

Bold red serif lettering below reads "Choke

aka the Knight Automated Roving Robot and archnemesis of KITT from the classic 1980s television show

except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished

Wait Until You See My Dinghy - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Soft Pink Below themSea captains bragging about their dinghy size carry the same energy as guys at marina bars who peaked in 2003. The nautical alibi fools absolutely nobody, but the commitment to plausible deniability is doing all the heavy lifting. The Details: Curved blue text reads "WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE" in an arched layout. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration in blue depicts a bearded sea captain gripping a ship's wheel, with a sailboat on choppy water and a