Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Arched dark brown distressed serif

Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber-hose-style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face

Matching khakis and department store pastels only make the whole thing more aggressively sincere

and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation

Black text inside the shield reads "WHERE GOOD SKATERS MEET

Cal Bowl anchored Lakewood

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Arched dark brown distressed serifPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text