Diarrhea is Hereditary - Unisex Hoodie vegas YOU'RE NOT PIZZA

YOU'RE NOT PIZZA

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Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

"100 PROOF" appears above curved text reading "DISTILLED IN TOMBSTONE ARIZONA

Diarrhea is Hereditary - Unisex Hoodie vegas YOU'RE NOT PIZZAGiving a toilet paper roll the confident swagger of a 1940s cartoon mascot is already unhinged, but making him the spokesperson for a jeans genes diarrhea pun elevates it to folk art. Somewhere your uncle is still proud of this joke. The Details: Arched black text reads "DIARRHEA IS HEREDITARY" in bold retro block lettering. A black rubber hose style cartoon toilet paper roll mascot walks mid stride with dot eyes, rosy cheeks, one hand pointing