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Labeling your mouth with directions assumes someone out there needed a map to find where pie goes

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glove on one hand and baseball mid-release from the other

Wide white and blue serif text reads "ALL★AMERICAN BURGER" with red and blue horizontal stripes

surrounded by scattered white dots suggesting a starfield

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