Please Touch My Dinghy - Unisex Sweatshirt brand Bold red italic text reads

Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow

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Bold white block text reads "INTO FITNESS" across the top

Please Touch My Dinghy - Unisex Sweatshirt brand Bold red italic text readsAsking strangers to touch your dinghy is a request that only works when there's an inflatable raft in the illustration. Nobody is impressed by the size, but everyone respects the confidence. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "PLEASE TOUCH MY DINGHY" in large capitals. Below, a white halftone illustration of an inflatable dinghy boat appears from a three quarter angle, showing inflated pontoon tubes, a bench seat, and a transom, rendered