Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:L depicting water with a halftone

depicting water with a halftone dot texture

Large distressed white decorative script reads "Thunder Buddies" across the center

Printing "MILF" in giant red letters and hiding the explanation underneath in smaller font is the graphic design equivalent of burying bad news on a Friday

Somewhere a liberal arts major just felt a chill

A Seinfeld and Greatest American Hero plus George Costanza mashup

Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:L depicting water with a halftoneRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all