Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Sweatshirt harrisburg Bold white brush-style lettering reads

Bold white brush-style lettering reads "USE DOUGH" above a distressed white cartoon of a pizzaiolo in a chef's hat beside a large pizza on a paddle

and families came on weekends

rendered in distressed vintage style

Distressed yellow rounded retro text below reads "Suns Out

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Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Sweatshirt harrisburg Bold white brush-style lettering readsSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved